Lymphomaniacal

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Sep 1
  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Sep 1

k-kipper:

do you ever have those moments where you’re listening to somebody talking and you start to notice how often pronouns are actually used in casual conversation and you’re just like ‘damn people sure like to bring up genitals a lot’

Sep 1

cosplay perils

  • me: *just fucking smears the hotglue on with bare fingers*
  • me: fire cannot hurt a dragon
Sep 1

banavalope:

okamidensetsu:

Pokemon X Nanoblock - Gangar (Gengar)

Excuse me I need this

Sep 1
fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

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(Source: oscarwetnwilde)

Sep 1

(Source: pokemon-photography)

deansdemonhair:

This is totally how fucking it went don’t tell me otherwise

miss-grace:

Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?

starnoodle:

Good dog. Best friend.

fuckyeahgravityfalls:

Counting Stars ☆ Gravity Falls by GenaLovesToons

Great season 1 summation amv. 

jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

(Source: al-grave)

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

  • Baby: H...H....
  • Parent: Hi? Are you trying to say hi? Honey, get the camera!
  • Baby: H...H...H...
  • Baby: Hi, this is Joseph Fink, creator of Welcome to Night Vale.

sparkyegg:

"i want an anime with non binary characters!!"

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"i want an anime with a visibly disabled character!!!"

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"no, a visibly disabled POC!!! and make them a woman!! and dealing with extreme poverty and homelessness!"

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"well, what about a POC with severe mental and emotional trauma? and a narrative about the horrors of war and imperialism, and race supremacy!!"

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"give me a woman who is as strong as the men in the power structure of her society!!! but don’t sexualize her!!!"

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"give me an anime with a cast that’s diverse in terms of gender representation!!!!"

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"show me the most successful anime of the past 30 years…that’s been written by a WOMAN!!!!"

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"give me an anime with a cast of different races and religions!!! and show me a narrative that includes the way imperialistic white-dominated power structures oppress and devastate minority groups based on racism and destructive actions of war!!"

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"give me an anime with character development and intense personal narratives!!"

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"strong female characters and a narrative without sexism!!!"

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"the best anime of the past twenty years!!!!! if not one of the top animes of all time!!!!!!"

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"what should i watch next?????"

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(Source: do-i-look-like-i-caaaaare)